So I am watching the Michael Baisden show
...which I typically don't do, infact I rarely flip to BET at all, however, tonight the topic is interesting, it's regarding "Black Men Not Doing Enough in the Bedroom", so there are all these women discussing "foreplay", and how it's SO important, well I have to tell you, I do not require alot of foreplay, I do however require, what I like to call....good monkey sex.
Forelplay is overrated IMO, all these women are complaining about wanting 2-3 hours of this and that, uhm why? Is the main event not eventful enough? Now don't get me wrong, I need the "Love Jones" sex every now and then, ya know, some nice sexy neosoul, a bedroom full of candles,etc, but for the most part, I am just fine with the "Porno Sex" most days. All that other business takes too damn long, I suppose I'm impatient....I like the main course, what can I say.
Anyway, now the show is getting on my nerves..next subject..
Forelplay is overrated IMO, all these women are complaining about wanting 2-3 hours of this and that, uhm why? Is the main event not eventful enough? Now don't get me wrong, I need the "Love Jones" sex every now and then, ya know, some nice sexy neosoul, a bedroom full of candles,etc, but for the most part, I am just fine with the "Porno Sex" most days. All that other business takes too damn long, I suppose I'm impatient....I like the main course, what can I say.
Anyway, now the show is getting on my nerves..next subject..
posted by BlackButterfly at
11:27 PM
2 Comments:
LOLOL at "monkey sex" and, uh, I tend to agree.
2-3 hours of foreplay? Those broads are lying. I'd fall asleep.
**good monkey sex**
Funny as hell.
My FIL loves the show. We're going home for 2 weeks in July. I can't wait to hear him go on and on about this show! LOL
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